SOYUZMULTFILM
The Return of the Prodigal Parrot
#3
- It's always like that. - What is, Kesha?
Everyone's on vacation, at the seaside, enjoying the sun, air and water!
I'm the only one who's stuck in the world of blistering hot concrete and boiling asphalt.
What kind of life is that?!
Kesha, I promise you, we'll go on vacation, too.
- I don't believe you!
Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, 100, oh, 200! Oh, 500, oh, 820, oh!
Oh, I'm dying ...
- Kesha. - What Kesha?
That's been my name for 100 years now. What a terrible moment for you to get sick! You had your chance in winter.
Enough! I've had enough!
(sings): "If it suddenly becomes clear that your friend is no friend, nor an enemy, but just a someone..."
Farewell!
- Wow! Hey, get in, I'll give you a lift.
- So... you're returning from haymaking?
- Nah! I've just been to a museum. Really broadened my horizons, yeah.
- And what... what's your name? - Vasiliy.
Innocentius.
I just got fed up with everything, bored.
I just want to be closer to ordinary people, like you. The ordinary Joes that one sees everywhere.
(sings): "Field, Russian fie-e-eld, the moon's shining or it's sno-o-owing..."
- Okay, we're here. - Where have you brought me??
- Sovkhoz (state farm) 'Path of Light'. - Light? I can't see anything.
Tomorrow morning you'll see.
(A rooster crows, cows moo)
(sings): "How beautiful is the world, look around, how beauuuuutiful is the world..."
Hmmm... Vasiliy...
Vasiliy!
[Tractor Oil]
La-la-la...
(crashing of pots)
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Vasiliy, Vasiliy! Vasi... O-o-oh! Vasiliy, Vasiliy!
Oh, Vasiliy...
(sings): "Summer, oh summer! Red summer, be with me-e-e."
Dear viewers! We begin our programme "Village hour" for the far inhabitants of the North.
Sorry, for the inhabitants of the Far North.
The polar night is not over yet, but village toilers are already in the field.
The limitless source of everything new in the village is the family business.
Can you please tell me how many tons of clover per every laying hen
will be put in the incubator after the thresh?
Oh, I see you've had a visit from the stork. Em. Are you expecting a boy or a girl?
And now by popular request, the Vayner Brothers will perform the song "Modern Talking".
La-la-la-la... Balm-balm-balm... La-la-la-la... A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bop-bop! Tutti Frutti!
O-o-o-h-h-h-h!
Vasiliy-y-y! Vasya-a-a...
(horse laughs)
- Well, after such a rain you can expect a good calving...
(Vasiliy snores)
- I can, I, I'll prove it. I... I'll show you! I'll be well-known! I'll be spoken about.
Vasiliy...
- Huh...
- Enough, I'm giving up! I've failed at everything. I don't want to live like this. I'd rather die.
Yeah, I'll die like... like a man, it will be better for everybody.
I am a scoundrel, I am a rascal.
I am a poor specimen of a person.
Vasiliy! Vasiliy...
(doorbell rings)
(TV):- "All the tired toys are sleeping, and books too,"
"Fuzzy blankets and soft pillows wait for you..."
- Vovka, Vovka, you know...
Hmm...
Vovka...
- Hello! Ha-ha-ha!
The vacation was great! I had THAT much sour cream, THAT much fish!
Oh, wonderful, wonderful!
Hey! What about you? Have you even had a whiff of real life?
All summer long, I... made hay in the morning, milked cows in the evening.
One moment a cow's having piglets, another the hens are laying eggs, a cherry's come up, beetroot coming into ear...
Ripping my ass like a tractor... and what if it should rain during drying time, eh?
(Kesha coughs)
Screenplay: A. Kurlyandskiy, V. Karavayev Director: V. Karavayev Art Director: A. Savchenko
(Kesha coughs)
THE END
It's always like this... Right at the cliffhanger...
Originally translated at Notabenoid http://notabenoid.com/book/24315/80515
Translators: gre_eyed_monster, be_shiny, l1sska, Shellias
mikeOS, mykstery, julia942009, stilto revised by Niffiwan (2022) - animatsiya.net